SAWP MY NIGG.

I hate it when kids have parents that get them anything they want and they still complain.

sodamnrelatable:

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• 2Pac: I'm not saying I will change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the mind that will change the world.
• Eminem: You can do anything you set your mind to, man.
• Nas: Nothing comes easy; it takes much practice. Work at it and you'll be what you wanna be.
• Kanye: Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
• N.W.A.: It ain't all about wealth. Just make a note to express yourself.
• Andre 3000: Everyone with a demo-tape has a voice and something to say.
• Lil Wayne: *Some bullshit metaphor that doesn't make sense and is autotuned*
• Society: OMGzz Lil Wayne Izz Da ilLest RapPer EVER Tho!!!!!!!!

• Boy: Did it hurt
• Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
• Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

• Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
• Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
• Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
• Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
• Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
• Woman: That's a shame.
• Me: Why?
• Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
• Cashier: Why is it a shame?
• Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
• Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
• Woman: It's offensive!
• Me: But how does it affect you?
• Woman: What?
• Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
• Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
• Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
• Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.